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'But that wasn't a beaker of acid! That was a cup of coffee from the cafeteria!'

'I failed science.'

Practical Jokes in the Science Lab. Watch this -- That chair is made of anti-matter.

"I know diversity is the big trend in business, German, but I'm going another way."

Intelligent people laugh too!

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"So a horse has 6 legs, forelegs at the front and 2 at the back?"

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

Jerk Gene

Frankenfish

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

DNA Xmas.

"Although your discovery is very important, the consensus is that your article about it lacked suspense, and was completely devoid of humor."

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'