Chemical Jokers Gifts

ALLIED CHEMICAL PRODUCTS, INC., 'I'd like to transfer out of Research & Development for awhile.'

Intelligent people laugh too!

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"Hey, Mom! Check it out! Dad converted his gardo paints to passenger pants!"

Photobooth Photobomb

'Who put Grandad's teeth in the aquarium?'

The Return of the Germ

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"So a horse has 6 legs, forelegs at the front and 2 at the back?"

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"You're on mute."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

Party Schools...

Artist Painting his Television.

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

"Mom said we're old enough to take care of you, so this is our new chain of command!"

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

Molecules You Ought To Be Aware of...

'We're running combat maneuvers on our 3 year old?'

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

"Is our fish fresh? Sure it is! My dad is just delivering the latest catch..."

'Hey - don't blame ME...it's YOUR D.N.A.'

'Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calf's stepfather?'

Pinata Pranks

You know you're middle aged...

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.