Chemical Jokers Pillows

ALLIED CHEMICAL PRODUCTS, INC., 'I'd like to transfer out of Research & Development for awhile.'

Intelligent people laugh too!

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

Photobooth Photobomb

'Who put Grandad's teeth in the aquarium?'

The Return of the Germ

"So a horse has 6 legs, forelegs at the front and 2 at the back?"

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"You're on mute."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

Artist Painting his Television.

"Mom said we're old enough to take care of you, so this is our new chain of command!"

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

Molecules You Ought To Be Aware of...

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

"Is our fish fresh? Sure it is! My dad is just delivering the latest catch..."

'We're running combat maneuvers on our 3 year old?'

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

'Hey - don't blame ME...it's YOUR D.N.A.'

'Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calf's stepfather?'

You know you're middle aged...

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'