Chemistry Jokester Gifts

Molecules You Ought To Be Aware of...

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

Working On Silly String Theory.

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"It's the formula for a black hole."

'But it may be easier to understand the meaning of bioengineered life.'

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

How DNA molecules combine.

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

"Ah - The 'Big Gang' theory."

"Enough helium makes laughing gas."

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.

International Conference on Genetically Modified Crop Development.

Grok's Black Hole Theory

DNA Lab. Let's just say that at the lab picnic next month, I plan on winning the three-legged race!

"I'm working on my pet theory."

Relativity explained; the woman on the train will always appear more attractive than the woman on the platform.

'I don't like the look of this fish.' 'It had ugly parents.'