Atom Jokester Gifts

Another Casualty in the War of the Atoms.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Not now, Oliver."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

Human Sex Chromosomes: Female/Male/Male Who Leaves Fly Open.

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

Cosmonaughty

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"It's the formula for a black hole."

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'