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Another Casualty in the War of the Atoms.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Not now, Oliver."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

Cosmonaughty

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

'But it may be easier to understand the meaning of bioengineered life.'

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"It's the formula for a black hole."

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.