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Moon Prank

"Houston....I've found the 'Plank Constant'."

"Sorry, professor... A black hole sucked in my homework!"

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

"Cancel the invasion...It's like the earthling sucks all the power out of the spaceship!"

Black Hole Corks

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

Out of nowhere the astronauts discover a new moon.

Planet of the drapes

"I write astronaut banter for NASA."

"For the millionth time, I am not going to 'smell your finger'."

"Nasa puts Cinder black in space, because."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Not now, Oliver."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Save Our Universe

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Cosmonaughty

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'