Space Jokester Pillows

"What's wrong with this telescope? I can't see a blasted thing."

Moon Prank

"Houston....I've found the 'Plank Constant'."

"Sorry, professor... A black hole sucked in my homework!"

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

"Cancel the invasion...It's like the earthling sucks all the power out of the spaceship!"

Black Hole Corks

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

Out of nowhere the astronauts discover a new moon.

Planet of the drapes

"I write astronaut banter for NASA."

"For the millionth time, I am not going to 'smell your finger'."

If you tap the next filter, you can add whickers and bunny ears to Saturn.

The James Webb telescope is going to change everything. How so, cretinous oaf? It's going to let us see much farther into deep space than ever before. And the farther we see, the further back in time we're seeing. Do you understand what this means, Sadie? I don't have all day. Get to the point dweeb! It means we'll see the earliest stars and galaxies there ever were. We may even see all the way back to the Big Bang itself. We'll finally know for certain whether it was you. Busted. That singulari

Quit fooling around, Ernie -- I'm not telling mission control you went over to the dark side.

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news

"Nasa puts Cinder black in space, because."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Save Our Universe

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Not now, Oliver."

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

'One placebo or two, doctor?'