Space Joke Lover Pillows

'Honest -- I had no idea they could jump that high!'

'Houston, I believe that you just ran over a Martian pedestrian.'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Save Our Universe

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

Black Hole Corks

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'

A workman ponders a bolt on a track

After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.

Stand up comedians from outer space.

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

Spaceman serving shrimp.

"Houston....I've found the 'Plank Constant'."

'I was chatting with Krog when, out of the blue, that thing fell on him.'

First space criminal investigation