Laboratory Pranksters Pillows

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

"I absolutely guarantee your workloads will not increase."

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'Catch this!'

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

'I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.''

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

"It's dress down day!"

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

"Will you two stop giggling every time I say 'assets'?"

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

Cuckoo bird in office.

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

Wishing Well

Drink Me.

"I think you need to reboot your carrot."

Getting employees involved in decision making can help give them a sense of ownership. Sometimes, a little too much.