Laboratory Jokester Pillows

'I thought you meant you were going to donate your body to science after you died!'

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Human Sex Chromosomes: Female/Male/Male Who Leaves Fly Open.

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

'Catch this!'

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

"Although your discovery is very important, the consensus is that your article about it lacked suspense, and was completely devoid of humor."

DNA Xmas.

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'But it may be easier to understand the meaning of bioengineered life.'

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

"It's the formula for a black hole."

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

Bacterial Culture