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'I thought you meant you were going to donate your body to science after you died!'

"I thought you wanted me to change."

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

'Catch this!'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

DNA Xmas.

"Although your discovery is very important, the consensus is that your article about it lacked suspense, and was completely devoid of humor."

'But it may be easier to understand the meaning of bioengineered life.'

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

"It's the formula for a black hole."

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

Bacterial Culture

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.