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"I think of myself first as an American, then as a bird, then as a rufous sided towhee."

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

"It's the formula for a black hole."

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

'But it may be easier to understand the meaning of bioengineered life.'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

"Ah - The 'Big Gang' theory."

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

"Oh our assistant, he was donated by a pharmaceutical company."

International Conference on Genetically Modified Crop Development.

"Enough helium makes laughing gas."

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.

Printout in a genetics laboratory forming dna double helix

Grok's Black Hole Theory

"From now on, take the human genome outside before you unravel it"