Polar Prankster Gifts

'Don't worry Hal, I think if you pour salt on them, they completely shrivel up.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

The Adventures of God

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'

'I need an officer to respond to a report of a stolen donut truck.'

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

I send greetings from the planet OOM!

Everyone blames spring for Frosty's disappearance, but Micky 'The sno-cone dude' Peretti sure seems to know more than he's letting on.

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

It says, Did you know you can now call up any spirit for just 10

Humpty Dumpty

"This is a stick-up."

'Hear anything good?'

"I won't be needing you this year."

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

History's First Prop Gag

'Could you guys do your bungee jumping somewhere else?'

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

'You'd better come in while I phone the mail order bride company and tell them there's been a mistake.'

"I work for Father Christmas's recycling plant."

"Would the owner of the dead plants and the embarrassingly juvenile trinkets please return to your cubicle - you've left your desk lamp on."

I don't care if it's a better workout, I'm not wearing ankle weights.

Jack in the Box Viagra

"I don't suppose we could discuss this when my Mars isn't in opposition to your Sun?"