Paranormal Pranksters Gifts

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Scary stuff

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Tartar sauce.

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

Hallowe'en wake up call

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"I think we both know who did it...."

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

Back to the Holidays

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

"The stranger came bearing gifts of graham crackers and chocolate. No one suspected the murder weapon he hid behind his back until..."

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'