Paranormal Pranksters Prints

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Scary stuff

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Tartar sauce.

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Hallowe'en wake up call

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

Back to the Holidays

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).