Halloween Pranksters Gifts

"Are your hands clean?"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"It's a list of houses that gave out healthy treats last year. We won't be going to these houses this year."

"There's one thing that scares me at Halloween."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Scary stuff

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Tartar sauce.

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

Back to the Holidays

Hallowe'en wake up call

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'