Adventurer Of The Poles Pillows

North Pole with Sundial.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Global Warming Coming Soon!

The polar olympics

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

Can I have a look at the map?

Polar bears

'Pull...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Bear Juggling Penguins.

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'