Adventurer Of The Poles Gifts

North Pole with Sundial.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

The polar olympics

Can I have a look at the map?

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Polar bears

'Pull...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

Bear Juggling Penguins.