Polar Explorer At Heart Gifts

"Must I really go outside to smoke?"

The polar olympics

'There must be an easier way to make them move than getting them to chase a stick'.

Solar Powered Igloo.

'See? It covers glaciers, frostbite, and windchill. But it doesn't say anything about whether the Abominable Snowman and Frosty the Snowman are cousins.'

"Go with the floe, man"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Eskimo Breaking Wind

Ice Floe Kids

The little old lady who lived in a shoe in Antarctica.

Blizzard of Oz.

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"You'd think he'd be bored of it all by now, wouldn't you..?"

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"I'm going to look for an NHS dentist. . . I may be some time."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"You left this on our ship."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

The Desert Island Package

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'