Polar Expedition Explorer Gifts

'Global warming or not, it's still freezing here...'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

The interested bystanders.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Penguin

Igloo for birds.

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

Global Warming Coming Soon!

The polar olympics

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

Penguin Remote

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'Bored?'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Dog Igloo.

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

Penguin of the Month.