Polar Exploration Gifts

'Still Snow!'

'We better pick this up before somebody slips.'

'Sure, it doesn't look very big from here, but it's just the tip of the iceberg...'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"Don't sit on that cold floor. You'll get polaroids."

'Good lord! That water is freezing!'

It's called a wetsuit...Keeps you warm, even in icy-cold water...You should try one...

"Is blubber a good fat or a bad fat?

"Oops...."

Penguin

"It's nice being in front but I'm sad I don't get a butt to sniff."

Polar bears gathered on single piece of ice hold banner saying: STOP GLOBAL WARMING.

"I told you we weren't going south."

'I told you about the ice.'

'Why, it's Admiral Byrd! Calling from little America.'

Starving explorer.

We need to build a new igloo, the ice here is getting too thin.

'I'm not so sure that the intruder broke IN, sergeant. Look, there's snow on the outside of the igloo...'

Your Bath's Ready.

'That's a bit rich: This guy reaches the pole once and makes front page! I've done it hundreds of times!'

Happy hound.

'For heavens sake Gordon, just get in, you're embarrassing us.'

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

Scientists are shocked to find the ice caps disappeared much faster than previously thought.

"Go with the floe, man"

'It's called a wetsuit... Keeps you warm, even in icy-cold water... You should try one...'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"