Polar Activities Gifts

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

A Symphony of Penguins

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Dog Igloo.

Penguin of the Month.

Bear Juggling Penguins.

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

"We used to be cooler."

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

Starving explorer.

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'Got to keep the little ones entertained!'

"I am just going outside to find an NHS dentist and may be some time."

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

'Well, we made it.'

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

'I remember when this was all ice fields.'

"Together, you could say we're bi-polar!"

Polar bears gathered on single piece of ice hold banner saying: STOP GLOBAL WARMING.

"Pace yourself, Mother."

"That is six feet."

'California: Here I come!'

"It's nice being in front but I'm sad I don't get a butt to sniff."

Remote control that is remote - in the wilderness

'Yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes!'