Polar Studies Gifts

"We used to be cooler."

'I remember when this was all ice fields.'

How much can a polar bear?

"...global warming. . . global cooling. . ."

A Symphony of Penguins

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

The interested bystanders.

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Dog Igloo.

Bear Juggling Penguins.

Penguin of the Month.

"Nobody told me it was formal."

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

Starving explorer.

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

'Well, we made it.'

Polar Bear Desert Island

Polar bears gathered on single piece of ice hold banner saying: STOP GLOBAL WARMING.

"Together, you could say we're bi-polar!"

'California: Here I come!'

Remote control that is remote - in the wilderness

"It's nice being in front but I'm sad I don't get a butt to sniff."

'Yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes!'

"No doubt about it, this appears to be the South Pole!"

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

You say you'll come back, but no one ever returns to this neighborhood after graduation from agricultural school.

"Colin, what have I told you about licking the ice?"

Penguins Hitching on Sled