Polar Settings Gifts

Out of Ice in the Arctic.

A Symphony of Penguins

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Dog Igloo.

Bear Juggling Penguins.

Penguin of the Month.

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

Football fan

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

"We used to be cooler."

"Nobody told me it was formal."

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

Starving explorer.

"Sorry I've called last orders"

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

Temporarily closed for resurfacing.

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

'Well, we made it.'

'I remember when this was all ice fields.'

Polar Bear Desert Island

"Together, you could say we're bi-polar!"

'Yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes!'

Remote control that is remote - in the wilderness

Polar bears gathered on single piece of ice hold banner saying: STOP GLOBAL WARMING.

'California: Here I come!'

Eskimo pram

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

"It's nice being in front but I'm sad I don't get a butt to sniff."

"No doubt about it, this appears to be the South Pole!"

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries