Polar Research Gifts

The Antarctic expedition to test the Coriolis Effect.

A Symphony of Penguins

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Global Warming Coming Soon!

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

Dog Igloo.

Bear Juggling Penguins.

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

Penguin of the Month.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

"Look there! That's the proof! Global warming exists!"

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

"We used to be cooler."

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left."

'They're a very close family.'