Polar Research Pillows

The Antarctic expedition to test the Coriolis Effect.

A Symphony of Penguins

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Global Warming Coming Soon!

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Bear Juggling Penguins.

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

Dog Igloo.

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

Penguin of the Month.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"Look there! That's the proof! Global warming exists!"

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

"We used to be cooler."

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

Arctic News - Another mild winter

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

'They're a very close family.'