Polar Activities Pillows

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

A Symphony of Penguins

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Bear Juggling Penguins.

Dog Igloo.

Penguin of the Month.

Time for sports camp, Teddy. Let's go! Unghhh � I thought you hated all the sports craziness. Summer camps avoid the worst problems. I forget. Parent's aren't allowed. Heaven on earth.

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

"We used to be cooler."

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

Temporarily closed for resurfacing.

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

'Got to keep the little ones entertained!'

Starving explorer.

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

"I am just going outside to find an NHS dentist and may be some time."

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

'Well, we made it.'

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

'I remember when this was all ice fields.'

"That is six feet."

Fetching, rolling over, playing dead, sitting up

"Together, you could say we're bi-polar!"

"It's nice being in front but I'm sad I don't get a butt to sniff."

Remote control that is remote - in the wilderness

'Yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes!'

Honey, wake up

Polar bears gathered on single piece of ice hold banner saying: STOP GLOBAL WARMING.

"Pace yourself, Mother."