Polar Adventures Pillows

Honey, wake up

Dog Igloo.

"Colin, what have I told you about licking the ice?"

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

The polar olympics

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

When bored, we board

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

'There must be an easier way to make them move than getting them to chase a stick'.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"Like I know, dude...but this wave is so awesome!"

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"