Polar Adventures T-Shirts

Dog Igloo.

"Colin, what have I told you about licking the ice?"

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

The polar olympics

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

Bear Juggling Penguins.

When bored, we board

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

'There must be an easier way to make them move than getting them to chase a stick'.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

"Like I know, dude...but this wave is so awesome!"

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"Look there! That's the proof! Global warming exists!"