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'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

climate change research

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

'Why can't you become obsessed by TROPICAL birds?!'

"We're so alike and yet we're poles apart."

'We better pick this up before somebody slips.'

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

"Help!"

'Thank God...Honey, I'm home!'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'I bet it's nice and warm inside!'

Eskimo fishing.

"No doubt about it, this appears to be the South Pole!"

'Polar bear or no polar bear, I'm cold.'

'The really rub in the fact that they were first.'

'Of course, this will be just a temporary office for you.'

Fisherman of the past fishing through a hole in the ice - fisherman of the present floating on a small piece of ice.

'Before global warming, we owned thousands of acres.'

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

Penguin meets polar bear, saying: 'Well, ONE of us is in the wrong cartoon.'

"Still snow!"

'This icy wind makes having sensitive teeth really painful...'

Doctor caring for an eskimo

Blind eskimo being guided by a seal.

Eskimo in Igloo

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'Why do you always bid on projects in the coldest places possible?'

Eskimos Rowing Out to Igloo

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"This climate change worries me. It's only the middle of April and it's already up to minus 20."

"Oh, bugger!"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."