Polar Expedition Explorer T-Shirts

'Global warming or not, it's still freezing here...'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

The interested bystanders.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

Igloo for birds.

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

Penguin

The polar olympics

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

Penguin Remote

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'Bored?'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

Penguin of the Month.

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"