Polar Scientist Gifts

Penguins Hitching on Sled

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Global Warming Coming Soon!

The polar olympics

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Dog Igloo.

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

Bear Juggling Penguins.

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

'There must be an easier way to make them move than getting them to chase a stick'.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"Look there! That's the proof! Global warming exists!"

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'