Arctic Researcher Gifts

"Believe me, if you lived around here as long as I have, you'd see plenty of snowflakes that look alike."

The Very First White Wine on Ice

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Eskimo approaching eskimo prostitute

Musical Ice Flows.

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

"...and doughnuts?!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

The interested bystanders.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Pushy Dog

The melting polar ice caps

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Igloo for birds.

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

Penguin

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

The polar olympics

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

Penguin Remote

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

Polar bears

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Can I have a look at the map?