Arctic Researcher Gifts

"Believe me, if you lived around here as long as I have, you'd see plenty of snowflakes that look alike."

The Very First White Wine on Ice

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Eskimo approaching eskimo prostitute

Musical Ice Flows.

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

"...and doughnuts?!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

The interested bystanders.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Pushy Dog

The melting polar ice caps

Igloo for birds.

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

Penguin

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

The polar olympics

Can I have a look at the map?

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Polar bears