Arctic Studies Gifts

The interested bystanders.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

Pushy Dog

The melting polar ice caps

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Polar bears

Can I have a look at the map?

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

Dog Igloo.

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

"We used to be cooler."

UFO

"Nobody told me it was formal."

College for flys

"What? You mean this old thing?"

Flashpoint: Arctic!

Arctic Hothouse

Temporarily closed for resurfacing.

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

Igloo Art.

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"