Arctic Studies Gifts

The interested bystanders.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Pushy Dog

The melting polar ice caps

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Polar bears

Can I have a look at the map?

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

Dog Igloo.

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

"We used to be cooler."

UFO

"Nobody told me it was formal."

College for flys

Igloo Art.

Arctic Hothouse

"What? You mean this old thing?"

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

'Well, we made it.'

'I remember when this was all ice fields.'