Arctic Expedition Gifts

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

The interested bystanders.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Pushy Dog

The melting polar ice caps

Igloo for birds.

Penguin

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

The polar olympics

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

Rent a Room With Hot Water

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Can I have a look at the map?

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

Polar bears

Penguin Remote

'Pull...'

'Bored?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"