Arctic Expedition Gifts

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The interested bystanders.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Pushy Dog

The melting polar ice caps

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Penguin

Igloo for birds.

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

The polar olympics

Penguin Remote

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

Polar bears

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Can I have a look at the map?

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'Pull...'

'Bored?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Penguin to wing-flapping penguin: 'Pardon my saying, but you're acting a little flighty.'