Antarctic Exploration Gifts

'You might want to recheck your math.'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

The interested bystanders.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

Pushy Dog

The melting polar ice caps

Penguin

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

Igloo for birds.

The polar olympics

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Can I have a look at the map?

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Polar bears

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

Penguin Remote

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'Pull...'

'Bored?'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"