Antarctic Exploration Gifts

'You might want to recheck your math.'

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

The interested bystanders.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

Pushy Dog

The melting polar ice caps

Penguin

Igloo for birds.

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

The polar olympics

Penguin Remote

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Polar bears

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

Can I have a look at the map?

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'Pull...'