Antarctica Adventurer Gifts

'There may be the odd penguin out here but who's ever been frightened by a penguin ?'

Actually, we penguins can fly

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

The interested bystanders.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Astral Projection

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

Pushy Dog

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Igloo for birds.

Penguin

The polar olympics

Snowboarding downhill.

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Can I have a look at the map?

Polar bears

Penguin Remote

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'Pull...'

'Bored?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...