Antarctica Adventurer Gifts

'There may be the odd penguin out here but who's ever been frightened by a penguin ?'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The interested bystanders.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Pushy Dog

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Penguin

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

Igloo for birds.

The polar olympics

Snowboarding downhill.

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Polar bears

Penguin Remote

Can I have a look at the map?

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'Pull...'

'Bored?'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."