Arctic Exploration Gifts

Pushy Dog

'It's an office complex.'

Snow-shoe Tennis

Polar bears and reflections #1 Two bears.

Titanic 2030: The Rematch

Walrus brushing its teeth.

Gary said he's fix that stupid alarm before he left for work. Guess I'll take a look...

The melting polar ice caps

'That was some housewarming party.'

"Nobody told me it was formal."

'I see you finally sealed up those holes.'

'I dreamed last night that we had SALAD.'

'Before global warming, we owned thousands of acres.'

'Actually business is a bit slow.'

'Do you think it's a sign of global warming?'

'Of course, this will be just a temporary office for you.'

"This climate change worries me. It's only the middle of April and it's already up to minus 20."

"Not that there's much choice up here, but how would you like to go: Polar bear attack, freezing to death or choking on a piece of blubber?"

"I'd better go -- I think my wife's menopause has arrived."

Igloo

Igloo fire exit...

"Must've left the electric blanket on...!"

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'What on earth are you doing inside an ice truck!?'

Obama administration to suspend Alaska offshore drilling

Temporarily closed for resurfacing.

Housewarming gifts.

'The polar bear cheese is good, but I prefer the walrus.'

Eskimo Dominos

Tescimo

'I hate it when this happens!'

Dennis Had Ambition

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

Fire danger.

'Of course my wife is frigid...isn't everybody's?'