Arctic Gifts

UFO

"Yes, it's true we have 17 words for 'snow', but only one way of saying, 'I'm really tired of hearing that same question'."

'Believe it or not, I'm very well camouflaged where I come from...'

"He's a fantastic pet, especially in winter."

"Is my breath fishy?"

"The secret is to make climate change work for your."

Domino's pizza? Please deliver a mushroom and pepper pizza to...

'I bet it's nice and warm inside!'

'I usually avoid this place like the plague.'

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'I can't receive FM-signals, but the conversations on the ships' long-wave radios break the monotony...'

AFTER YEARS OF AWKWARD WADDLING ABOUT TONY REALISES THE WHITE BIT COMES OFF.

Polar Bear Play.

'It says a friend of Santa Claus lived here.'

'Rob's flying lessons seem to be paying off.'

Santa's auger

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

The interested bystanders.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

Pushy Dog

The melting polar ice caps

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Can I have a look at the map?

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Polar bears

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."