Arctic Travel Gifts

'Mush, mush, mush.'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Did you remember to get dog good?"

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Pushy Dog

The melting polar ice caps

Can I have a look at the map?

Polar bears

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Dog Igloo.

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

Running out of Gas.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

UFO

"Nobody told me it was formal."

Arctic Hothouse

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"What? You mean this old thing?"

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

Igloo Art.

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

Temporarily closed for resurfacing.

'Well, we made it.'

Titanic 2030: The Rematch

'Believe it or not, I'm very well camouflaged where I come from...'