Arctic Travel T-Shirts

'Mush, mush, mush.'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Did you remember to get dog good?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Pushy Dog

The melting polar ice caps

Can I have a look at the map?

Polar bears

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Dog Igloo.

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

Running out of Gas.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

UFO

"Nobody told me it was formal."

Arctic Hothouse

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

"What? You mean this old thing?"

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

Igloo Art.

'Well, we made it.'

Titanic 2030: The Rematch

'Believe it or not, I'm very well camouflaged where I come from...'

"Yes, it's true we have 17 words for 'snow', but only one way of saying, 'I'm really tired of hearing that same question'."

'I didn't know she wasn't you. Look, I can only distinguish between male and female, but beyond that, I haven't a clue.'

'Personally this Global Warming thing is right up my alley.'