Arctic Traveler T-Shirts

Honey, wake up

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

The interested bystanders.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Pushy Dog

Igloo for birds.

Penguin

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

The polar olympics

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

Penguin Remote

Polar bears

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Can I have a look at the map?

'Pull...'

'Bored?'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Penguin of the Month.

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

Running out of Gas.