Arctic Traveler Gifts

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The interested bystanders.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Pushy Dog

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Penguin

Igloo for birds.

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

The polar olympics

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

Polar bears

Penguin Remote

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Can I have a look at the map?

'Pull...'

'Bored?'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Penguin of the Month.

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

Running out of Gas.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'