Antarctic Wanderer Gifts

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

You Are Here

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The interested bystanders.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Alien Snowmen

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Pushy Dog

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

"Whose the new guy?"

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Penguin

Igloo for birds.

The polar olympics

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

How to fight a vampire snowman

Can I have a look at the map?

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

"You know what they say. Cold hands, warm heart."