Cold Climate Wanderer Gifts

North Pole Vet Service

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Crowded Ice Fishing

Canada's winter survival kit.

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Ice Fishing

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

I think he's spent his whole career studying this one Great Lake just so he can say he has "superior knowledge"! Duluth.

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

Rats! Frozen again!

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

Igloo Building.

Global Warming Penguin

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

"Lower and to the left...AHHHHH!"

Ice Whaling