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North Pole Vet Service

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Crowded Ice Fishing

Canada's winter survival kit.

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Ice Fishing

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

Rats! Frozen again!

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

Global Warming Penguin

"Well, it's 3 degrees outside: let's see what excuse Master will come up with this time to cancel our walk..."