Cold Climate Dreamer T-Shirts

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Electric Blanket.

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

Siesta-time

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"Where I go to sleep, that is where my homeland is."

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

"Damn! - Someone's beaten me to it..!"

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

'California: Here I come!'

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

1911 - Roald Amundsen thought he was the first man to reach the southpole.

"There go the summer people, thank God."

'It was time to defrost the fridge.'

'That's easy for you to say, you like cold weather.'

'Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics.'

'I forgot to get show tires.'

"This time of year I always start thinking Florida."

Wintertime Barometer.

"Sure, the Antarctic waters are great feeding grounds, but can we try tropical waters next time?"

'Something tells me we're in for a very severe winter.'

'Mum, can I put something in the freezer, until next winter?'