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Snow maker.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Tree house.

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

Dogs life

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

'See you in two weeks!'

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Dogs can dream too.

Idle parts

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

'You can tell he's not afraid of the work, by the way he fights it.'

"I suppose we could burst onto the literary scene."

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

Sandcastles

"My doctor told me to get more exercise by walking a pet, but he didn't specify it had to be a dog."

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

'I didn't give planning permission. Did you?'

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

'My building doesn't allow pets. Do you think the teacher will buy it if I tell her dust bunnies ate my homework?'

"Mr. Jenkins' idea of paradise is a never occupied loo, a big flat screen with hundreds of free sports channels and a fridge that always gets refilled with beer and pizza."

Painter's muse