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'It's an office complex.'

"Damn! - Someone's beaten me to it..!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Desert Island BBQ

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Pina Coladas

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Neptune

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Sunbathers.

'It must be the dead sea.'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

'I blame global warming!'

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Cosmonaut

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Introducing Piza Island.